Welp, as I mentioned in my last post earlier tonight, I stumbled upon something online tonight and decided to validate Yahoo!’s opinion of my blog. Well, here’s the post I promised you…

Today I happened to find a CD an old ex girlfriend (this being the one I somewhat less than affectionately refer to as ‘that whore who ruined my fucking life’) had burned for me oh so long ago. Because I actually liked the music, not to mention I’m a sentimental guy, I popped it in on my way to work this morning, and I’ve been listening to them ever since.

So, I was Googling, trying to remember where their website was. One of the search results was for our local paper’s music section, in which they list a lot of local bands and make MP3s available. One of the other bands I happened to visit had a MySpace account listed as their homepage. As I clicked to the MySpace homepage (which shall never be linked to from this website… ever), I couldn’t help but instantly notice this ad:

Oh come on! This is the most shameless advertising plug I’ve ever seen. Who wouldn’t notice that cleavage?! I mean, hot damn… Screw the dating website, where can I meet HER?! Now if that bra would just drop… a… little… lower…. *sigh*

Welp, that’s my random rant for the night… If anyone knows or wants to start a dating website populated only by people that look like HER, what little savings I have would gladly be put up to help sponser it, because… damn.

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