A golf cart is one of two vehicles you should be allowed to drive drunk. The thing goes three feet a minute. If you hit somebody with one, they pretty much deserved it for having the reflexes of a tuna sandwich.
It was a quote from somewhere. No idea its origin… Apparently via Waking Ideas
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Caius Durling, on September 4, 2007 at 3:10pm, said:
So whats the other vehicle?
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Chris Meller, on September 4, 2007 at 3:33pm, said:
Check the link… It has something to do with Ewoks and margaritas.
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Alcoholism Info, on December 3, 2007 at 2:16pm, said:
As funny as this golf cart quote is, I remember reading somewhere that a person actually received a ticket for driving a golf cart while under the influence of alcohol! :-)
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