What am I thinking right now? Right at this very exact instance?
Well, honestly, I’m looking up at the SSH session I have connected to my Linux firewall, wondering when my brother is going to 1) Realize I’ve blocked his P2P traffic, 2) Close Kazaa or whatever he has running, and 3) Stop effectively DoSing hte internal interface of my gateway…
Hey, you asked what I was thinking. Don’t blame me for answering, man…
OK, ok, I didn’t mean lovers like THAT… You bunch of sick freaks! You know, our insurance won’t pay for that…
Anyway… Who really doesn’t love a cute cow? I mean, honestly… Man’s best friend is the dog, but how many times have you been scared of a big fierce dog barring his teeth at you? And when was the last time a fuzzy cow stopped grazing long enough to threaten you with bodily harm? That’s what I thought…
If only we could get indoor cows… That’s really the only thing keeping them from becoming mainstream pets: the need for all that land and grazing room. What if we got sod carpets?
Oh sure, you think I’m crazy now… Just wait. One day, the empire of the cow shall come, and you’ll all be praising my prophetic words…